Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**mrpharr** · 15th May 06, 08:25 PM

Duct tape and a table cloth do not a kilt outfit make.

**Kilted KT** · 15th May 06, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by mrpharr

Duct tape and a table cloth do not a kilt outfit make.

that is just plain scary...looks like abunch of templars trying to be scotsman!

**Scott Gilmore** · 15th May 06, 09:51 PM

All this fun at us low-kilt-wearin' types! Some us have to wear our kilts low.

Thank you,
Scott Gilmore

**Pour1Malt** · 16th May 06, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by mrpharr

Duct tape and a table cloth do not a kilt outfit make.

arr they e'en trying tae wear kilts? lueks maire like a Roman skirt type o thing....

**Pour1Malt** · 16th May 06, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by mrpharr

hmmm...this is just wrong.

yikes! thot wan is tryin' fair the 'worst kilt attempt' award....

**davedove** · 16th May 06, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by mrpharr

Duct tape and a table cloth do not a kilt outfit make.

If you must use duct tape, at least make it look good:

**Pour1Malt** · 16th May 06, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by davedove

If you must use duct tape, at least make it look good:

is there duct tape oan these outfits somewhere? I dinnae see it....

**Barclay** · 16th May 06, 10:22 AM

I've spent the last hour or so laughing, and cringing, at this thread. Well done!

I do have two questions, though:

1) My Mom first kilted me when I was around 12, and had me wear GBs. To this day I cannot stand the GB laces up around my calves. For formal wear, I usually wear a pair of black tassled wing-tip slip ons with either black or white dress hose. Is this acceptable? Nobody has ever said anything to the contrary, but please don't make me wear GBs again.

2) I wear a ballcap all the time with a kilt if I am out in the sun, or just knocking around in a casual, especially at highland games. Am I evil? I didn't realize that ballcaps with kilts were frowned on.

Thanks!