Arcane Knowledge

[UmAnOnion]

My favorite little "game" to play at restaurants...if the waiter/watress comes up during your meal and asks "how is everything?", tell them you don't know as you didn't order everything. However, what you DID order is quite nice. I've done this more than once...always good for a deer-in-the-headlights stare. Not sure why my wife doesn't like going to restaurants with me though. LOL

Just make sure if you do this you will NOT be ordering dessert afterwards... many restaurant workers dont have much of a sense of humor towards the end of thier shift and payback can be a b****h...

[KiltedKnight]

This reminds me of that line from one of the Addams Family movies, "Are your Girl Scout Cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"

And that is exactly where I got the idea, of course the first time it happened it was on the spur of the moment and I couldn't resist.


Chris.

[michael steinrok]

This seems to be universal these days. Whenever I have nowhere better to go I'll drop into a 'Jack In The Box' for a meal. I generally ask whatever little piece of fluff happens to be behind the counter if the "TWO MONSTER TACOS" that are advertised are made from 'real monsters', you have no idea how many have to ask their managers in order to answer my question.


Chris. ;)

Oh waiter, I'll have two monster tacos and hold the ogre!

[oregonscot]

Have anyone else seem to notice that "servers" at restaurants almost always ask how the food is when you have a mouthful? My wife gets upset when I tell them with food in my mouth. Go figure.