RESPONSES to -What's up yer kilt?!

[Cinnabar]

Another good one is "Far more than you can handle, I assure you."

ROFLMAO That's a great one. I'll have to remember that.

[Riverkilt]

Sorta related,

Last weekend went into the local hardware store intent on buying furnace filters.

First words out of the young male staff's mouth was, "Where's your bagpipes" Was said with a teasing attitude.

I looked him in the eye and said, "Under me kilt."

He blushed bright red and led me to the furnace filters after I asked where they were.

Ron

[whiteravenJr.]

when i was in fernie for a hiking trip thsi lass asked me what i was wearing under the kilt my come back was wouldn't you like to know it seemed to work

[Kilted KT]

Sorta related,

First words out of the young male staff's mouth was, "Where's your bagpipes" Was said with a teasing attitude.

I looked him in the eye and said, "Under me kilt."

I'll have to use that next time I get asked about the bagpipes!

[minimalistix]

'What's under your kilt?' - Something that will cripple your sister.

[minimalistix]

To deign any response only perpetuates the problem: ignore such questions, rather than stooping to their level.

Dignity rather than a response.

James.

True, but an off the wall response and people reaction is part of the fun of that question.

[Kilted KT]

best responses I usually get are from drunk females when I tell them "My wife's lipstick". They tend to look at me, a bit confused and quite shocked, and wind up drifting back to their beverage.

always good for a laugh.

[Panache]

The one time I have been asked (so far) by a lady I responded "Barring a high wind, it will remain a mystery"