But, but, Sir, I don't do Tartans!

[Hamish]

I'll wear mine on July 21st at "The Open"...Hamish' 70th birthday!

Thank you Robin. That's going to be quite a day!!

[andyfg]

Hi all,

Being new to the forum I have missed out on much before. How much is the tartan? Where would I order it from?

Looks gorgeous, by the way!

Thanks

[dwg]

Of course you have, and that's great, Derek! If we don't meet up before you have it made up, we certainly MUST as soon as you receive it in kilt form. Think of the photo opportunities - the two of us in "X Marks...." tartan - if nothing else!!

Ham I wish that I was just not as far as I'am, I will be visting my Mother soon now the days are getting longer summer is coming and you are only 40 miles from her, If Steve reads this as well I have found a kilt maker only 20 miles away from where I live and they are all ready for me to take the tartan post hast to have made up for me

Derek

[Colin]

Hi all,

Being new to the forum I have missed out on much before. How much is the tartan? Where would I order it from?

Looks gorgeous, by the way!

Thanks

Send a Private Message to Wizard of BC (Steve) and ask for details. You can also do a search on the forum as there have been a few threads about the tartan in the past.

[Robin]

*cough cough*

:rolleyes:

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

I gues I missed while out of town. I am so psyched! I can't wait to get a new kilt, and one in the XMarks tartan will be awesome. I have been fiercely resisting buying a new kilt for the past few weeks. My eBay knock-offs are starting to show their lack of quality and I seem to be in a tartan mood recently. Now, if I am just in the first round...

[Robin]

Tonight when I was working my wife gave me a call...

"Darling?" <---darling with a question mark is always bad news
"Yes?" <---what did I do wrong?
"I had a guy from Canada on the phone...your kilt is ready"
"Huh? I didn't order a kilt!"
"Yeah! sure!"
"Was it Steve Ashton?"
"Err....think so"
"Ah!"
"He'll send the kilt...the one you didn't order...to our home adress" <---cold voice
"Ah! the X Marks tartan!"
"The what?"
"Oh!!!! he must send it to Barb!"
"Who is Barb?" <---really cold voice
"A kiltmaker"
"Oh...okey"
"Call him back and ask him to send it to Barb"
"Uhh...okey, but I don't have his number"
"Argh!!!!! uh...you can find it on his website!...Freedom Kilts...in my favorites"
"Okidoki!"

5 minutes later...

"Sorted out!"
"Great!"
"So you didn't order a kilt?"
"Mumble...mumble"
"You're such an idiot"
"I know...I know"

[Southern Breeze]

Tonight when I was working my wife gave me a call...

"Darling?" <---darling with a question mark is always bad news
"Yes?" <---what did I do wrong?
"I had a guy from Canada on the phone...your kilt is ready"
"Huh? I didn't order a kilt!"
"Yeah! sure!"
"Was it Steve Ashton?"
"Err....think so"
"Ah!"
"He'll send the kilt...the one you didn't order...to our home adress" <---cold voice
"Ah! the X Marks tartan!"
"The what?"
"Oh!!!! he must send it to Barb!"
"Who is Barb?" <---really cold voice
"A kiltmaker"
"Oh...okey"
"Call him back and ask him to send it to Barb"
"Uhh...okey, but I don't have his number"
"Argh!!!!! uh...you can find it on his website!...Freedom Kilts...in my favorites"
"Okidoki!"

5 minutes later...

"Sorted out!"
"Great!"
"So you didn't order a kilt?"
"Mumble...mumble"
"You're such an idiot"
"I know...I know"

OOPS! BUSTED!!

[Alan H]

I *almost* fell off my chair laughing at that conversation....

[starbkjrus]

I've not yet gotten that call. mumble mumble mumble.

Perhaps I'm yet to get one. Hopefully I was in the first run. Oh, well. :rolleyes: