Urinals???

[Kilted KT]

Gonna go with "stall" on this one...

...when I was a wee lad (no pun intended), we were so poor that we couldn't afford a urinal so we all had to pee in the toilet...old habits are hard to break.

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AA

toilet? you had a toilet? we were so poor that the toilet was a in the dirt floor in the corner of the hut!

[davedove]

toilet? you had a toilet? we were so poor that the toilet was a in the dirt floor in the corner of the hut!

You had a hut? We had use the tree that was next to the one we slept under!

[auld argonian]

You had a hut? We had use the tree that was next to the one we slept under!

"You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt."

.....let's see if you all get this one...


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AA

[Kilted KT]

"You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt."

.....let's see if you all get this one...


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AA

really? well, when I was a kid, "I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah!"

[arrogcow]

really? well, when I was a kid, "I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah!"

I was going to jump in till I got to that one. You win.

Adam

[Eujeankilt]

All right, which one of you is John Cleese?

Dale

[Kilted KT]

All right, which one of you is John Cleese?

Dale

um...well..not me. I couldn't possible be him. I am me. How can I be him if I am me?

[Julie]

just go into the toilet find a urinal, lift your kilt ( nothing on underneath I hope ) and let nature take its course. simplest and best way, you''ll get used to it.
Jule (Julian)

[corbinj]

Yaish I'm with you on this, if yer havin trouble peein' from under a kilt ya musta had a bastard of a time peein outa pants. I have pee'd on a mocker pocket though. That was my very first experience in a store bought kilt, really took the fun out of a brand new kilt. In my defense it was dark where i was peeing, and I was tired from shoveling coal into the furnaces of hell, where our father had sold us as slaves, for single malt whiskey.

[Randy]

There is a bar in Edinburgh that uses pails nailed to the wall for urinals. Imagine my horror when going thru the photos and trying to figure that one out.