Contest:

[Colin]

If i'm allowed to modify the question to"

"What's is under my kilt?"

The answer would be:
"Ask Rocky!"

Cheers,

No offense Rocky, but I'm hoping your aren't the person that knows what's under my kilt

It looks like everyone else has come up with the tried and true answers already. The only one I could think of was:

1. 300 hp

[cavscout]

-Needless to say, Sheep fear me!

Reminds me of a shirt Magnus had. Same message, just a bit more direct. "I &^%$ Sheep."

[Colin]

Reminds me of a shirt Magnus had. Same message, just a bit more direct. "I &^%$ Sheep."

I was going to make one similar that said "Sheep Shagger" and than make one for my wife that said "Sheep".

[cavscout]

Hey there's an idea

"Ewe"

Bwaaahaaaaaaa

[Big Dave]

I was going to make one similar that said "Sheep Shagger" and than make one for my wife that said "Sheep".

That's funny I'd buy those shirts.

[cavscout]

"Some well aged Scot."

[cavscout]

"I'll give you a hint...It's bigger than a bread box."

[Big Dave]

-Bet you've never been beat by a man in a Kilt, or have you?

-My version of Thor's Hammer.

-The Family Jewels.

-The Key to the City.

I'm running out of ideas.

[cavscout]

"Tan lines."

"Bodyglide tm ."

"A couple hickey's and an ingrown hair."

[jjoseph]

1. Why? You making an offer?
2. surgical steel 00g
3. The Next Generation { <--- just had to for the trekkers}
4. [an image of a ruler]
5. You can't afford it.
6. [an image of the Olympic rings captioned: "best swimmers in the world"]
7. pride and joy
8. Scotland's Future