wooden kilt

[Dreadbelly]

This has been an excellent sapling of puns.

Sorry for reaching for the low hanging fruit.

I am such a knotty boy.

[pdcorlis]

After ordering this kilt you will be on pines and needles until it shows up.

[staticsan]

I really don't think it wood work...

Wade, somewhat surprised such a very obvious pun hadn't already been posted...

[Dreadbelly]

I'll take my kilt in a Douglas Fir.

All these puns are a pain in the ash.

[Dreadbelly]

Oh, I'd also like to mention I love how well it hangs. It is so plum to the wearer!

[Warhoover]

I wonder how one would deal with an onset of Dutch Elm Disease??

You definaltly would have to concider other things to defend against here in the South is Spanish Moss, and in some areas Mistletoe come to mind!

[Warhoover]

After reading some of the replies I have to really Cypress my laughter.

[LordKiltClad]

if you found a willing lassie to go up under yer kilt, at least she'd have a good shingle roof over her head.

[Kilted KT]

definitly photoshopped..no way that sporran should cast that big a shadow.

[Doc]

You could dress it up with a fir sporran.