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29th August 07, 11:03 AM
#31
My new favorite for when a nice looking lady asks is "A good girl nevers asks, and a bad girl finds out for herself."
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29th August 07, 11:53 AM
#32
I have a confession to make...
I was asked the question in the hotel bar after the concert (Ireland) and had had a few Guinness's...
I turned around and lifted the pleats enough to provide the answer...
To much applause!  
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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29th August 07, 12:09 PM
#33
 Originally Posted by McClef
I have a confession to make...
I was asked the question in the hotel bar after the concert (Ireland) and had had a few Guinness's...
I turned around and lifted the pleats enough to provide the answer...
To much applause!
I'd be lying if I said i've never done the same. Thanks for being honest! 
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29th August 07, 12:11 PM
#34
Originally Posted by Ayin McFye
I'd be lying if I said i've never done the same. Thanks for being honest!
I've never done that, but I have been known to let an attractive lady give me a kilt check.
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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29th August 07, 12:14 PM
#35
She asked " what do you wear under that" I said "THE SAME THING YOU WEAR".
Victoria's Secret?
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29th August 07, 12:58 PM
#36
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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29th August 07, 01:00 PM
#37
Originally Posted by McClef
I will be even more honest - I did that more than once during the course of the evening!
(An evening that lasted until nearly 5 am!)
You were most likely the life of the party that night! Good on ya! 
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29th August 07, 03:46 PM
#38
Let's face it,
If you wear and kilt and are not prepared for "the question" do not wear a kilt. Yes it is rude, but I try for humor, most peoplpe are not stupid - they either think they know the answer, want a little titillation and are rude and boorish, or they honestly don't know and are ignorant, rude and boorish. I always assume ignorant - I can't deal with stupid too well.
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29th August 07, 03:51 PM
#39
I prefer stupid. If the person is truly stupid, you can get them so balled up in figurative knots, they'll be confused for weeks. Sometimes they walk into stuff as they leave.
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30th August 07, 05:29 AM
#40
I'm not sure about calling someone stupid to their face just for asking a common question, even though the question is very rude.
But my answer is usually "Shoes and socks" or "lipstick" but it really depends on the situation.
Sapienter si sincere Clan Davidson (USA)
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" I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do as long as it's not a blend of course. Single malt Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps maybe a Glen... any Glen." -Swingers
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