I need to confess to anyone.

[O'Neille]

Man, you sold out too soon. You should've held out for a new kilt in the company tartan. What? No company tartan? Give Matt a call on your new iphone...

I'm having a bit of a think. If I make kilts mandatory work uniforms I can write them off as a business expense. That's about 25% off each and every one. I wonder how you depreciate a kilt?

[ccga3359]

I'm having a bit of a think. If I make kilts mandatory work uniforms I can write them off as a business expense. That's about 25% off each and every one. I wonder how you depreciate a kilt?

Sporran chains? Barbed wire?

[mexpiper]

well you can always tell her since you are always in the kitchen working...with out actually having to touch individual keys on numerous occasions it will save wear and tear on the phone... Gives more meaning to "let your fingers do the walking" (for those young people out there it was an ad for the yellow pages of the telephone book-Its the real big book that comes with a separate book that contains pages of information and ads...).


Well I decided my Blackberry is now old... time to get a new "crackberry" pretty soon... I am lucky that I don't have tell anyone what I spend my money on!!
" That's why I'm safe, sane and single
I'm on my merry way
Yes I'm safe, sane and single
that's how I'm gonna stay"