When does buying kilts stop being a hobby and become grounds for an intervention?

[Southern Breeze]

Just remember, we do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

Of course the application of single malt or your favorite beverage is necessary at several of the above steps.

This has been my solution since kilt#1 and 62 kilts later it's still effective.
And no, I'm not an addict, I'm... uh, never mind.

[cessna152towser]

At the moment I'm jonesing for kilt #30. My delight at acquiring new kilts is beginning to be countered by a melancholy at all these kilts hanging in the wardrobe unused and each only getting worn on average one day a month, since I can only wear one at a time. I need to find a way to produce multiple clones of myself so my kilts will get worn more frequently.

[Alan H]

I can always dream up a wish for another kilt. I want a Navy-Edzell! I want a MacNaughton tank (to supplement my PV MacNaughton, which I wear at Games but not at formal events) and so on.

But I have nine kilts right now. Of those, I made four, and bought five. I am looking forward to my desert camo way2fractious homage kilt and my Grey Stewart that I will make next year. And truth be told I might make a MacNaughton tank and a Hall clan box-pleat. But beyond that I think that "more kilts" would in fact start looking like an obsession rather than a fun thing. So my stopping point is in sight.

[Livingston]

SB, you haven't been around to keep that list going. SOMEONE had to. Good to see you on the board again.

[DireStraitsFan]

Ah yes, it's abominable.

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[ccga3359]

At the moment I'm jonesing for kilt #30. My delight at acquiring new kilts is beginning to be countered by a melancholy at all these kilts hanging in the wardrobe unused and each only getting worn on average one day a month, since I can only wear one at a time. I need to find a way to produce multiple clones of myself so my kilts will get worn more frequently.

I'll be your clone for that very-rare, very-valuable CADPAT FK for you .