Todays all-time *huh*? response for seeing me in a kilt

[McFarkus]

Bizarre!!!

[1oldsarge]

I was at a wedding this past weekend (alas, not kilted). My date intorduced me to her elderly aunt. She then explained to her aunt that I was of Scots origin and that I regularly wear a kilt.

Auntie told me with authority that the Scots wear sporrans to hide their erections.

I was speechless.

I thought it was a place to stash my flask and cash, but apparently not.

Now, I don't care who you are. That's funny!

[Tommie]

Were you wearing tight jeans or something? LOL
Now thats funny.

[Makeitstop]

I got an interesting one today.

I was on my way into the old fortress of solitude, when one of my new neighbors sees me in my kilt. It took a second for him to stop staring, and then he looked at me and said "So, are you coming from a martial arts class?"

I was so caught off guard that all I could say was "no, just wearing a kilt." I wanted to use some witty lines in the brief exchange that followed, but I decided that with this audience I was better off just being straight forward and going on my way.

[Tommie]

One girl asked me "is that... Irish?" referring to my black sk, and being a mischievous little b@$!@%& I told her "no, actually it's Japanese" "Really?" "Oh yeah, they're really popular over there." I went on to explain that the Japanese are always a few years ahead of us and that it wouldn't be long before everyone over here was wearing one. I still can't believe she bought it.

Wish I had been there.I would have said:
"Yep hes right.Those darn Japanese get the jump on everything"

[JamieKerr]

Here's one I got last night.

I was standing outside a bar smoking a ciggy, and a girl walked up to me...

girl: Can I ask you a question?
me: Sure
girl: Are you wearing anything under your kilt?
me: I can't tell you, its a national secret
girl: Can you do me a favor?
me: Maybe, depends on what it is
girl: my boss is standing by the window behind us, would you moon him?
me: (I'd had a few) Sure, what the heck. Hold my beer?

I was kind of hoping she'd return the favor, but better luck next time

[Alan H]

Here's one I got last night.

I was standing outside a bar smoking a ciggy, and a girl walked up to me...

girl: Can I ask you a question?
me: Sure
girl: Are you wearing anything under your kilt?
me: I can't tell you, its a national secret
girl: Can you do me a favor?
me: Maybe, depends on what it is
girl: my boss is standing by the window behind us, would you moon him?
me: (I'd had a few) Sure, what the heck. Hold my beer?

I was kind of hoping she'd return the favor, but better luck next time

Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? Grrrrrr.

[CameronTaylor]

Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? Grrrrrr.

Obviously you didn't have a beer in your hand ...


CT -

[DireStraitsFan]

Now that's funny!

All I've ever gotten is, "Hey, are you really Irish?"

People are hopeless.

[Chef]

Two excapees from the local brain trust were in Target about a year ago. The guy was talking to the girl and said "He must be from Ireland" and some more I couldn't make out. Then she says "Shhhh! I think they speak English in Ireland!"

Similar to one I got an hour into a flight from LA to New York. My seat mate asked why I was wearing the kilt. I explained that I was originally from Scotland. The reply, "How long have you been here? You speak English wonderfully". It was a very long flight.