My Next Story - Any Volunteers?

[Cerebite]

Well if you feel the need for an "earth pig born" I am your man er aardvark.

[Nighthawk]

Any room for a Druid cleric in this action-adventure? If so, I'm in.

[davedove]

details?

What kind of details? If you want to know how you'll be used in the story, all I can say is read the two previous ones.

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/m...641/index.html

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/m...519/index.html

If you want to know about the story - sorry, you'll have to be suprised like everyone else.

You might have a small or large part, or even just a mention.

[Ancienne Alliance]

What kind of details? If you want to know how you'll be used in the story, all I can say is read the two previous ones.

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/m...641/index.html

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/m...519/index.html

If you want to know about the story - sorry, you'll have to be suprised like everyone else.

You might have a small or large part, or even just a mention.

WOW That's exiting !

If you want details about us, please feel free to ask !

Robert and Chrystel

[irishrob]

If you need the services of a long haired, bearded, extra portly, ruggedly handsome, kilted kontract administrator...sign me up Coach!!!.

Rob

[Chase]

One Executive Protection Specialist available...Write away

Chase

[AnimalK]

Kilted Gunfighter/Security Team reporting for duty. I wanna be a "white hat" this time...

[davedove]

I've got some real good ideas how to use some of you in the story.

I'm still open for other volunteers.

[davedove]

But I'm not sure that I am completely over the pink feather yet.

How about lime green this time?

[Coemgen]

I've got some real good ideas how to use some of you in the story.

I'm still open for other volunteers.

Do I need to submit a formal application?

Name:
Kevin Mellis

Occupation:
• Poor, Starving Liberal Arts Student
• Part-time dreamer
• Amateur philosopher
• Sometimes actor
• Professional hanger-on

Kilts owned:
• SWK Saffron Heavyweight
• SWK Standard MacLaren

Qualifications:
• Has a pith helmet
• Eagle Scout
• Can easily fake accents numerous and diverse
• A dramatic baritone
• An all around nice guy
• Knows lots of things about lots of things (math, physics, history, music, theatre, theology, philosophy, biology, etc)
• Can make a really good pot of tea

Weaknesses:
• Not much good at running
• Not a really good shot
• A bit gullible
• Tends to avoid conflict
• Easily confused
• A tendency to absent-mindedness
• Difficult to understand sense of humour
• Listens to They Might Be Giants at very high volumes