If you have Burlington Coat Factory store in the area, they have pre-tied bow ties for under $5 and TYO for about $6-$7 in several colors including bright red and basic black.

Just an idea.

Jamie, I'm going to see if my local Target has the dark blue vest in my size. I have a tweed one. The last time I looked, they had a dark brown one that was so dark it almost looked black. I may get one.