Have you ever been checked for your dress under the kilt?

[Lady M]

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[hospitaller]

Lady M shines the mirrors on her shoes.



Kidding, kidding!

reflections work both ways Lady M, if you can see us...we can see you, LOL

[hospitaller]

now the really disturbing part is...Rex's prediction did not come to life...how disappointing.

I was going to ask him for some winning lotto numbers!

[YoungMan]

I remember slow dancing during a university banquet, feeling the back of my kilt start to come up. I look over my shoulder to see what is going on and realize that my date was slowly taking in my pleats bc there was a mirror on the wall behind us and she was looking for confirmation. At first we just laughed, but then she kept going and I had to remind her that whatever I had on under there should not be brought to light in public. Her disappointed look was worth a second laugh.

[herminator]

3. A few people will say it's happened and felt violated.

Yes, and you would have to hear what my wife has to say!

6. A discussion of men's rights involving analogies about sexual harassment will ensue. Someone will add it's not a game.

"It´s not a game!"

7. There will be a discussion of what's worn under the kilt in various circumstances.

No way!!

[Jimmy]

just no point in wearing the kilt if this does not happen

[Richard]

I'm sorry but I get annoyed when this happens
Female to male - it's a joke
Male to female - it's 3-5 years and put on the sex offenders registry

[Kilt_Em_All]

So, can we just select a number from Rex's list and use that as our post?

-Elliott

[KFCarter]

So, can we just select a number from Rex's list and use that as our post?

-Elliott

Maybe we could have his list added as a drop-down menu.

[Tony]

So, can we just select a number from Rex's list and use that as our post?

-Elliott

(lifted wholesale from elsewhere)
A man went to prison for the first time. He was in a cell with another man, and just as the lights were turned out in the evening he heard somebody from another cell shout out 'THIRTY-ONE!'.
All of a sudden everybody in the cell block burst out with laughter. Then another voice shouted 'FIFTY-SIX!'. Again everybody burst out with laughter.
The man was puzzled as to what was going on, so he turned to his cell mate and asked: 'Why is it, when somebody shouts out a number, everybody bursts out with laughter?'
His cell mate replied: 'Well, you see, down in the prison library we have a joke book that contains every joke ever told. And we've all been in here so long we've all memorised all the jokes. So now, when anybody wants to tell a joke, they just have to shout out the page number from the book.'
The man thought about this and decided that he would have a look at this book. So the next day he went down to the prison library and read a few pages. He wrote down the numbers on a bit of paper because they were so good he wanted to tell them to the others later.
That night, after lights out he shouted out 'SEVENTY-SIX'. He waited for laughter but there wasn't any. He tried another one. 'TWENTY'. Again silence. He couldn't understand why nobody was laughing. He asked his cell mate 'Why is nobody laughing?'

His cell mate replied 'It's the way you tell them...'

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