Let the Pun begin!

[piperdbh]

Same guy in a bullring?
Gord.

Same guy in a fishpond?

Bob.

Read these out loud:

What do you call a one-legged woman?

Eileen.


Where does she work?

IHOP.



What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

What do you call a deer with no eye?

No eye-dear.

[arrogcow]

What do you call a one-legged woman?

Eileen.

Unless she's Japanese, then she's Irene.

[Mr. Kilt]

Same guy in a bullring?
Gord.

Same guy on the side of a mountain?
Cliff

Same guy on a wall?
Art

Same guy in a garden?
Herb

Same guy sitting on some paper?
Mark

Same guy in a river?
Wade

[Wompet]

Remember - never name your children after verbs:
B b
o

Who's in charge of accounts? Bill

Who's always in trouble for sexual harassment? Pat

Neil, stand up.
Neil, stand up.
Neil, stand up!
Stand up, Neil, stand up!!

[GDub]

"Khakis"... What you need to start the car in Boston.

(I think this is the first pants pun posted. )

[ScottEPooh]

How about the Hindu who got a root canal with no novacaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication...

Wakka Wakka Wakka!!!

[McMurdo]

Same guy in a hole in the wall

Phil

[mudd]

Same guy in a hole in the wall

Phil

Same guy laying next to a hole?
Doug.

Same guy flying over a fence?
Homer.

[piperdown]

A man walks into a psychologists office completely naked.

The doctor takes one look at him and says.....


"I can clearly see you're nuts"

[Swampthing]

A man walks into a psychologists office completely naked.

The doctor takes one look at him and says.....


"I can clearly see you're nuts"

Three friars opened a flower shop.
One day, a lady was shopping at the friar's store, and while she was strolling down an aisle with her toddler, a large plant reached out, grabbed the child, and ate it. The women was quite upset at the loss of her child. However, the friars denied having any sort of plant. Soon the whole town was at their door. They decided to kick the friars out of town. Every person in the town, except for a man named Hugh, gathered outside of the friars shop, wielding pitchforks and torches and demanding that they leave. But the friars said "No. We're not leaving." So the people gave up and went home.

Later, another woman was walking through the friar's shop, looking at plants with her baby, when a plant grabbed her child and ate it. She ran through the streets screaming that a plant had swallowed her baby. The townspeople were outraged, and again gathered outside the floral shop (except for Hugh), wielding pitchforks and torches, and demanding that the friars leave town at once. But the friars said, "No way." and all the people gave up and went home.

A few days later, yet another woman dared to take her child into the floral shop. She held her infant tightly in her arms, but it was no use. A large plant wrestled the child from her arms, and ate it.

When the townspeople heard of this, they were extremely upset. They again gathered outside the friar's store (except for Hugh), yelling and threatening bodily harm to the friars if they didn't leave town. But the friars said, "We're staying." So, the citizens gave up and began to go home. Just then, Hugh showed up. He walked up to the friars, and said, "Leave." The friars immediately packed up all their belongings and left that very day, never to be heard from again.






So remember kiddies,
only Hugh can prevent florist friars.