anti-climax jokes... I wouldnt help laugh when reading them!

[unaspenser]

Has anyone heard the one about the two penguins?

You mean...

Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo. The second penguin says, what makes you think I'm not?



Keep 'em coming guys, you're cracking me up!

[Jack Daw]

Two hippos are languishing in a swamp in the deepest dankest, hottest part of the African jungle. The one on the left looks at the one on the right and says, "Ya know, I just can't get it through my head that it's Thursday."

[Slantie]

Whats yellow and smells like Bananas?

Bananas

or

Monkey puke