The Ultimate Question

[SteveB]

Kilt .................... $689.00
Admission .......... $25.00
Drinks .................$12.00

Listening to the people entering the loo try to decide if you are male or female
........................... $priceless.

Some things money just can't buy...

In the loo with black tee shirt and black Utilikilt loaded up with hardware at a metal concert. Listening to the argument over which performer I was. (I wasn't) priceless....

[tulloch]

Welcome to XMTS from the highlands of Central Massachusetts. For #1 its sporran to the left, lift both aprons with the left hand & control flow with the right. Never a problem. For #2 I go for the handicapped stalls with rails. Off with the belt & sporran, hanging them on the rail and off with the kilt. Reverse the process after normal procedure. I would DIE if I sullied my tank.

[Inchessi]

What the..?

Am I the only one who thought it was "What is 6 x 7?"

42

[ChubRock]

Be like Dad and not like sis and stand up when you take a piss. I hold mine up high against my belly so I can assure nothing touches it, and yes it is more appropriate to stand in a stall.

[funlvnman]

I had the same concerns/questions/ Here's another thread with some useful info.

Welcome to the fold !

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/i...x.html?t=46889

[TecScot]

First the question:
Lift and go is the first, best answer. Admittedly some reaction in the men's room can be a little odd. I personally think its jealousy because of the easy to which the task is dispatched.

Welcome to Seattle from the Social group WACKO. Look us up in the top tool bar under Quick Links.

[Squeaky McMurdo]

The answer is 42. (sorry couldn't resist)

[HarborSpringsPiper]

Me thinks y'all are thinkin' about it too much. Lift and relieve thyself! Couldn't be bothered to go further than the closest urinal myself and could really care less about what anybody else in that room thought.

[Sammac]

Welcome from Michigan

[BagpiperDon]

I just bought my first kilt from Utilikilts .... How do you answer "nature's Call" when kilted?

Okay, I really only scanned this thread, but if I'm not mistaken no one yet has actually responded to the question, providing step #1 to answering nature's-call when wearing a KILT? ith: