Beard Advice

[fhpdo]

I just shaved mine down to old school "mutton chops" I like it but the wife hates them. She says I look like a walrus. I'll keep it this way a little while then probably go back to just the mustachew for a bit. I change beard styles pretty often.

[ohiopiper]

Like Piper I once had an accident with a lighter. I was still in the Navy and on board the U.S.S. Carl Vinson (CVN-70), an aircraft carrier. Well, I was an aircraft mechanic, so what better place to be, eh?

Anyhow, I smoked a pipe then so nobody would ask to bum a cigarrette from me. On the smoking sponson the wind was pretty brisk and i was hunkered over my lighter and puffing away to get lit. Suddenly the wind just stopped. The flame went straight upward, the smell of burning hair filled my nostrils and half my moustache was history.

Then there was the "Shaver Saver" incident. Rather lengthy but amusing tale of three generations of (temporarily) hairless men in my family.

My Grandmother used to cut our hair and had a set of electric clippers for the job. She was cutting mine and my Dads hair and commented that the clippers were getting clogged up with bits of hair. Along comes my Grandfather who says he has just the thing. It is called "Shaver Saver" and cleans hair from electric razors. To use, turn on the razor and spray the product onto the cutting head.

Notice there is no mention of directions for use on clippers.

We three generation of usually smart men gather 'round. One to hold the clippers, one to operate the spray can, and me just because i was being nosey. "Squirt" goes the can. "Whoosh" goes the flame extending from can to clippers, engulfing my beard, my Grandfathers moustache and all three sets eyebrows.

Next time you turn on your hair clippers, pay attention to the small spark that can be seen just below the cutting blades. THIS is why there are no instructions for use on hair clippers, only electric razors WHICH HAVE NO EXPOSED SPARK TO SET THE BLASTED STUFF ON FIRE!

Feel free to laugh hysterically. everyone else did. Most stopped after our hair grew back.

[Mike_Oettle]

[tooltruckguy]

I never use trimmers on my beard. I hit it with a brick from the outside and chew off the hairs on the inside!

[Old Hippie]

I was still in the Navy and on board the U.S.S. Carl Vinson (CVN-70), an aircraft carrier.

When was that? My brother was a chaplain on the Vinson, if I remember correctly.

He's another pipe smoker, as I used to be until I got tired of singed eyebrows every time my lighter would belch.

:ootd:

[Kiltboy]

Next time you turn on your hair clippers, pay attention to the small spark that can be seen just below the cutting blades. THIS is why there are no instructions for use on hair clippers, only electric razors WHICH HAVE NO EXPOSED SPARK TO SET THE BLASTED STUFF ON FIRE!.

My dad, the barber, had a similar experience years ago with a sales person pushing his cleaning/lubricating aerosol spray. Fortunately, when tested, it was pointed away from everyone. One spray turned it into a small flame thrower. Needless to say, he didn't buy the cleaner. And yours truly was drafted to help clean the mess later that evening.

[ohiopiper]

I was aboard the "Chucky V." from 1994 to 1996.

[Ryan Ross]

Very nice! I love the (happy)mutton chops.

I went crazy with the chops one Halloween, a few years ago. Forgive the funny hat, but that was before my bonnet making days...