Kilt Article Found On The Web

[Bugbear]

Don't worry about it, Sushi, it's all cool.

Actually, it was 102 F degrees here today, so that might not be the best phrase to use...

[Nighthawk]

Don't worry about it, Sushi, it's all cool.

Actually, it was 102 F degrees here today, so that might not be the best phrase to use...

Ted, you're already in hell!!

[Bugbear]

Ted, you're already in hell!!

Yes, but don't worry, I'm hanging garlic up everywhere. "They" won't get me...

[Nighthawk]

Yes, but don't worry, I'm hanging garlic up everywhere. "They" won't get me...

Good plan, my friend!

Ted, I have to tell you- you do make me laugh! I would love to meet you in person some day! (Too bad no one else will really get the joke...)

[Bugbear]

Good plan, my friend!

Ted, I have to tell you- you do make me laugh! I would love to meet you in person some day! (Too bad no one else will really get the joke...)

Ah shucks, I'll let them in on part of the joke. I'm in the middle of harvesting garlic and elephant garlic, and I hang bundles of garlic, roots, bulbs, stems and all, in a couple of sheds at the back entrance of my house, kind of has a short passage between them. Those are the sheds in the PM discussion, Hawk.
I told Hawk the garlic would keep the vampires out, but I wasn't sure about the zombies.

[Nighthawk]

Ah shucks, I'll let them in on part of the joke. I'm in the middle of harvesting garlic and elephant garlic, and I hang bundles of garlic, roots, bulbs, stems and all, in a couple of sheds at the back entrance of my house, kind of has a short passage between them. Those are the sheds in the PM discussion, Hawk.
I told Hawk the garlic would keep the vampires out, but I wasn't sure about the zombies.

Problem with explaining the punch line is... Well, you know.

[Chirs]

Hey!! I resemble... er... resent that remark! What do you have against sunsets? Or maybe you don't like the Gulf of Mexico. Gulf hater.

What?! No!! Not you! The author of the article that was the original topic of conversation. Who could have anything against the Gulf of Mexico? (except, perhaps, BP )

[Dale Seago]

I told Hawk the garlic would keep the vampires out, but I wasn't sure about the zombies.

A good basket-hilt claymore will have the zombies sorted, if ye ken how tae use it.

[Bugbear]

A good basket-hilt claymore will have the zombies sorted, if ye ken how tae use it.

No, I have no idea how to use one...
I thought those only worked on Scottish kilt zombies.

[macshorty]

Wait...What's this about a Scottish zombie apocalypse?