Wearing the kilt while driving

[Cowher]

A good fabric will shake out within minutes of getting out of the car.

I dont think so. If you press the finest tartan under my fat ham for a hour in a car it's going to need to be steamed to release the wrinkles.
Just sayin'

[string]

No, we don't go through all that rigamarol! It would definitely be hard to keep a straight face if I saw a man using the towel or belt method!

Women have been been dealing with this (entering and exiting a car) with pleated skirts, short skirts, tights skirts, flowing skirts, floor-length skirts, etc., all our lives, and it just becomes second nature to us.

I have never mastered short skirts and getting out of the car. Its always a choice between looking gracefulish or not flashing my underpants. I rarely manage graceful, but usually avoid exposure.