Costco is just littered with practice equipment!

**GoodGirlGonePlaid** · 23rd May 12, 04:46 PM

deleted 'cuz I'm perpetually mad at my cat and don't want to offend.

**MacMillans son** · 23rd May 12, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

An etiquette question, Alan: between eventh, ith it okay to change into panther do we leave on our kilth?

Hmmm, I just assumed you would wear the same thing as you wear to your ballet class... leopards.

**LitTrog** · 23rd May 12, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by MacMillan's son

Hmmm, I just assumed you would wear the same thing as you wear to your ballet class... leopards.

The implication is neither feral nor accurate.

You call them leopards (you would!), I call them fletchpants.

**RAF** · 23rd May 12, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

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I meant no disrespect. I was sincere in wishing you luck with your practice!

**LitTrog** · 23rd May 12, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by RAF

I meant no disrespect. I was sincere in wishing you luck with your practice!

It's all about perception. You just made the list.:buttkick:

However, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Thank you for being one of the only decent people to respond.

But I will be watching you.

**RAF** · 23rd May 12, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

It's all about perception. You just made the list.:buttkick:

However, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Thank you for being one of the only decent people to respond.

But I will be watching you.

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

And thank you for the benefit of the doubt.

**eclarkhb** · 24th May 12, 07:19 AM

My 16-year old daughter just asked me what I was laughing at on the computer.....How am I supposed to tell her "Cat puns on a website about kilts"???

**LitTrog** · 24th May 12, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by eclarkhb

My 16-year old daughter just asked me what I was laughing at on the computer.....How am I supposed to tell her "Cat puns on a website about kilts"???

I don't think you can. A young woman that age needs to have confidence in adults, even as she fights against their rules. If she were to witness this level of complete nincompoopery from ostensibly mature, intelligent people (talking about you folks, not me) it might shatter her worldview, destroying her chances of living a healthy, successful life.

Either that, or it would seem so ridiculous she'd probably assume you were feeding her a line of garbage. She'd storm out of the room, disgusted that you feel she's too immature to handle the truth.

Tough call, man. That's why I'm trying to donate my 6 year-old to charity. Or a workhouse.

**David Thorpe** · 24th May 12, 10:52 AM

16-year old girls have other, even more silly stuff to laugh at. Appreciation for fine linguistic humor is not, generally speaking, in their repertoire. It is often not acquired until they have 5-year-old kids of their own. At that point, the cat's out of the bag.