Best quips/retorts to Kilt questions...

[Nick the DSM]

i have this vietnamese dude in my biology class and he doesnt understand the kilt. when i walked to my desk he's said "nice skirt". I replied with its a kilt but he insists that its a skirt. i retaliate with "i least i'm not wearing boxer shorts with pockets". (its those stupid plaid shorts that most teens wear). he stayed quiet for a moment but it didnt stop. but everyone bursted out laughing on that one.

[Makeitstop]

Some of these are real keepers ("I need to take a leak." Brilliant!)

"Why are you wearing a Kilt?"
Because they don't make three legged pants.
Because the cops tend to frown on public nudity.
Freedom!
Because I got tired of dressing like a woman.
It's to protest [insert controversial issue here]. (For extra credit, turn it into a big speech that gets louder and louder and embarrasses those around you)

[Nick the DSM]

Some of these are real keepers ("I need to take a leak." Brilliant!)

"Why are you wearing a Kilt?"
Because they don't make three legged pants.
Because the cops tend to frown on public nudity.
Freedom!
Because I got tired of dressing like a woman.
It's to protest [insert controversial issue here]. (For extra credit, turn it into a big speech that gets louder and louder and embarrasses those around you)

LMAO!!

[Clockwork John]

Stranger: "What do you wear under your kilt?"

Me (looks down at feet): "Socks and shoes, obviously."
or
Me: "Only my wife knows."
or
Me: "A lady never asks, and a gentleman never tells."
I once had a coworker respond to this one with, "who said I'm a lady?"
the only response I could manage was a bright red face...

[Galb]

Me: "A lady never asks, and a gentleman never tells."
I once had a coworker respond to this one with, "who said I'm a lady?"
the only response I could manage was a bright red face...

You should've replied with "well in that case, give me your hand lassie."

[Clockwork John]

I wasn't actually kilted at the time... I was in pants, and somehow the subject of kilt wearing came up.

[Nighthawk]

i have this vietnamese dude in my biology class and he doesnt understand the kilt. when i walked to my desk he's said "nice skirt". I replied with its a kilt but he insists that its a skirt. i retaliate with "i least i'm not wearing boxer shorts with pockets". (its those stupid plaid shorts that most teens wear). he stayed quiet for a moment but it didnt stop. but everyone bursted out laughing on that one.

My retort to people like this is "Ignorance is nature, stupid is a choice." Or my personal favorite "intelligent people call it a kilt." And then you could point out all the pant-wearing women in the room and ask him if he's a cross dresser, or it's the women. Let's see how he gets himself out of that. It's fun watching "macho" guys squirm with all the ladies waiting to heat how he answers.

[Nick the DSM]

My retort to people like this is "Ignorance is nature, stupid is a choice." Or my personal favorite "intelligent people call it a kilt." And then you could point out all the pant-wearing women in the room and ask him if he's a cross dresser, or it's the women. Let's see how he gets himself out of that. It's fun watching "macho" guys squirm with all the ladies waiting to heat how he answers.

yeah, i'll probably say that next time.

[Jack Daw]

I'm thinking the best retort is whatever a Glaswegian would say...very fast.

[sharpdressedscot]

Heck yeah!!

I should write some of these down.