...you might be a Scotsman/Xmarkser.

**JackK** · 7th February 06, 04:10 AM

...you might be an XMarker

I catch myself watching ladies sit in a skirt, to see if I can learn any new techniques.

Jack

**way2fractious** · 7th February 06, 12:31 PM

If you are not frozen with fear at putting needle and thread to tartan fabric costing $85.00+ a yard, you might be an X-Mark kiltmaker.

If the fabric store sections of camo, trade plaids, southwest patterns, and tropical prints make your eyes glaze over and visions of knock-about kilts dance in your head, you might be an X-Marker.

If you stop to inspect every road-kill rabbit, raccoon, fox and possum for usable fur, you might be an X-Mark sporran maker. (No skunks, yet...)

If every leather purse in every Goodwill store, thrift store, and used collectible gifts store gets examined by you every 7 to 10 days, then you might be an X-Mark sporran maker.

**Jerry** · 7th February 06, 02:39 PM

You might be an XMARKer if most of the charges on your credit card statement are to companies that have "kilts" as the last word in their coorporate name.

**NewKilt** · 7th February 06, 06:48 PM

If your snoring on a red-eye flight causes other passengers to complain that someone is playing bagpipes, you might be an Xmarker. :smile:

Darrell

**Southern Breeze** · 7th February 06, 08:20 PM

If you enjoy going to to formal occaisions so you can show off your newest kilt..

If you can dress formal on a moments notice...

If your kilt costs more than your wifes entire outfit...

If you have more hose than your wife..

You might be an X-Marker.

**Angus MacSpey** · 7th February 06, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

If you've ever sold a gun in order to pay for a kilt... you might be an X-Marker.

I just work harder. The only reason I'd ever sell a gun is to buy a better gun. :-)

**mkmound** · 8th February 06, 08:04 AM

If you join a gym, and the focus of your workout is calves and thighs so your legs look good with the kilt . . .

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 8th February 06, 08:22 AM

If someone asks for your inseam and you don't have any idea what it is, you might be an XMarker

**Jerry** · 10th February 06, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by Angus MacSpey

I just work harder. The only reason I'd ever sell a gun is to buy a better gun. :-)

I'd probably just keep the old gun and buy the new one anyhow.

**KiltedKnight** · 10th February 06, 11:32 AM

[QUOTE=UmAnOnion]LOL - was scouring the ladies belt racks at a couple of teh discount clothing stores in the city yesterday for that same reason - gonna head to the thrift stores today to see what i can come up with...

Excellent idea! I have plenty of time these days to do just that.

Chris.