Poking fun at men in kilts.

**Bob C** · 19th April 06, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

weel no.... wee girnin' Robbie.... ai guess yur makin a gae a' me wi this.... :rolleyes:

ai wasnae diridin' folk fyr wearin a 'different fashion'... ai wuz (an will continue tae) pointin oot some "Do's an 'Don'ts" fur those o us whit intend tae wear kilts proodly and no look like numpties...

weel guid fur ya wee lad.... respect people sans clue a' ya want... but dinnae confeese 'bravery' wi' glaikitness... theys nay the same....

aye yur richt lad... ai'm sure ai'm the maist insecure pairson oan these bairds....
ai sit hame greetin an girnin a' the dee wishin ai wuz 'brave' enough tae walk oot tae my mai local pub wearin my kilt back tae front an hangin doon roon mai lizard skin platfairm boots... wi a hee'lan coo oan mai heid tae keep my lugs wairm an a wa'kin stick made oot o' Barbie dolls... :rolleyes:

a wee coordie 'clasnformist', aye thot's me, harnless hoodie....

No offense to the rest of you, but P1M has become my favorite poster here.

Brilliant!

**The Supreme Canuck** · 19th April 06, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Moosehead

I must have been out sick that day. My wearing kilts has nothing to do with showing my security, but everything to do with pride in heritage.

Hear, hear!

**Kilted KT** · 19th April 06, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by Bob C.

No offense to the rest of you, but P1M has become my favorite poster here.

Brilliant!

he does have a way with words, once you figure out what he is saying!

just don't go near him with a large clock...he tends to get a bit unruly...

**Rob Wright** · 19th April 06, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

he does have a way with words, once you figure out what he is saying!

just don't go near him with a large clock...he tends to get a bit unruly...

That's when a bottle of single malt comes in handy

Rob

**UmAnOnion** · 19th April 06, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Rob Wright

That's when a bottle of single malt comes in handy

Rob

for drinking so that you can understand him? or for clocking him over the head when it gets a bit too thick???

**Kilted KT** · 19th April 06, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by UmAnOnion

for drinking so that you can understand him? or for clocking him over the head when it gets a bit too thick???

mostly to distract him so you can escape with your life!

**Panache** · 19th April 06, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by UmAnOnion

for drinking so that you can understand him? or for clocking him over the head when it gets a bit too thick???

I have noticed that when I check Pour1Malt's comments in the morning I have a hard time decyphering them. In the evening and after a few cocktails they seem pretty clear to me. Could it be that the entire basis of the Scottish dialect is just the after effect of alcohol?

(By the by, Pour1Malt I love your posts PLEASE KEEP THE GOOD WORK!)