Urinals???

**sorcererdale** · 16th November 06, 02:41 PM

Today while I was with my wife for some tests at the hospital, some of the bathrooms had the universal sign, a picture of a person with pants, hmmm most females wear pants, and the other symble right next to the one with pants, on the same sign, was a person with what I took for a kilt! ha ha

DALE.

**Schultz** · 16th November 06, 03:05 PM

The revival of this thread reminded me of a little experiment I used to perform when I was in college.

Keep in mind I'm 6'5" and about 240#

I would walk into a public bathroom and, if it was crowded, walk up to the urinal, get really close and drop my pants and boxers all the way down to my ankles and stand there like a 5 year-old with my hands on my hips and do my business.

You'd be surprised how many people literally stop what they're doing and watch.

**BLAZN** · 16th November 06, 03:37 PM

Connecticut Renn Faire...
I had to take a squirt. Of course, I'm kilted and regimental. I sidle up to the trough style urinal, pull the aprons to the sides, and spray.
Dude next to me starts groaning. "I hate you," he quips. "Oh, not everyone is lucky enough to be kilted," I respond. "No kidding. Some of us are wearing 70 pounds of plate armor."

Some of us are just smarter than others.

**Troy** · 16th November 06, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

really? well, when I was a kid, "I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah!"

And you try tellin' the young kids today that, and they won't believe ye!

Sorry, couldn't resist

Troy

**turpin** · 16th November 06, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Kiltedmusiclover

You can order that poster from the brewery.

http://www.highlandbrewing.com/main.htm

I have over the door in my home office.

I have it outside my cubicle at work.

**Frank McGrath** · 16th November 06, 07:22 PM

Is any one on the site old enough to remember the Mr Tweedy Cartoons in the paper? (does anyone remember what a paper is). One of the cartoons showed a sign painter painting the ladies sign and mispelled it laddies. I seem to remember that there were some kilted men in the background.

**johnnym** · 16th November 06, 09:04 PM

I remember Mr. Tweedy, but not that particular strip. Reminds me of the joke about the young Scottish boy who did not care to learn to read. That is until he could not figure out which one was ladies and which was laddies.

**McClef** · 17th November 06, 07:35 AM

Such a mistake could not be made here in Wales!

Dynion is Gents and Merched is Ladies!

**pig140** · 20th November 06, 03:06 AM

Originally Posted by corbinj

Yaish I'm with you on this, if yer havin trouble peein' from under a kilt ya musta had a bastard of a time peein outa pants. I have pee'd on a mocker pocket though. That was my very first experience in a store bought kilt, really took the fun out of a brand new kilt. In my defense it was dark where i was peeing, and I was tired from shoveling coal into the furnaces of hell, where our father had sold us as slaves, for single malt whiskey.

Originally Posted by shultz

The revival of this thread reminded me of a little experiment I used to perform when I was in college.

Keep in mind I'm 6'5" and about 240#

I would walk into a public bathroom and, if it was crowded, walk up to the urinal, get really close and drop my pants and boxers all the way down to my ankles and stand there like a 5 year-old with my hands on my hips and do my business.

You'd be surprised how many people literally stop what they're doing and watch.

I neither brought my beer back through my nose twice reading this thread!