Let the Pun begin!

**McClef** · 19th August 09, 02:29 PM

Or as the lady monocle said to the gentleman monocle when he proposed marriage:

"What? and have us make a spectacle of ourselves?"

**Ozark Ridge Rider** · 19th August 09, 07:19 PM

The local constabulary has had quite a summer busting pot growers. They finally got all the evidence processed and needed a way to get rid of it. It was decided to take it to a safe place and burn it.

Unfortunately, it is nearing fall migration time and a flock of common terns flew into the smoke, became confused, and started circling. This caused quite a row, and the Audubon Society got involved. But it was too late,

There was not one tern unstoned!

**Oldhiker** · 19th August 09, 07:23 PM

for Retro Red

seems appropriate on his journey

What that up the road? Ahead?

I hope he smiled at this one

**Galician** · 20th August 09, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by Swampthing

So remember kiddies,
only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

**MacAngus** · 19th August 09, 09:53 AM

Confucius say Man who stand on toilet high on pot

**Tony** · 21st August 09, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by MacAngus

Confucius say Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Confucius say man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

..... man who boils carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary.

..... man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

..... man who chases car will get exhausted.