How many forum Members does it take to change the light bulb

**Southern Breeze** · 2nd February 06, 04:34 PM

Don't look for a pic of the bulb changer any time soon. The original pic was too illuminating. Although brightly composed, it had too much uplighting in an ordinarily dim area. Thats why it was blacked out. :grin:

**macgreggor** · 2nd February 06, 08:59 PM

UmAnOnion,

I was hoping to leave that particular ugly phase of my life behind me!

Thank you very much.....LOL

macG

**arrogcow** · 2nd February 06, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

Here's a flood of light jokes to brighten your day. :grin:

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

A: 0 Californians screw in hot tubs not light bulbs.

How many Illumanati does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, everyone knows there's no such thing as Illumanati

How many surrealits painters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fish

Adam

**mbhandy** · 2nd February 06, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by mddock58

What is darkness?

Why are we fearful of it?

Why do we agitate electrons to create light?

Do they like being agitated?

Does the light bulb/lamp go out because they (the electrons) rebel and break the connection?

What was the point of this line of questioning in the first place?

Ω

MrBill