If you spend substantially more time and effort looking at, buying, modeling, choosing, and talking about your clothes than your spouse...you are definately an X Markster.
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
if you get felt up more than the employees at the nudie bar, you might be...
if you utter the phrase "Go ahead, call it a skirt again", you might be a...
if you get more attention than the bride at a wedding, you might be...
if you can quiet a theater before the movie just by walking in, you might be a...
if women start hitting on YOU, you might be a...
if you constantly worry that your employer will block internet access to Xmarks because you spend more than four hours a day reading the forum, you might be a...
I'll stop for now..more to come later
Last edited by Kilted KT; 9th April 06 at 08:50 PM.
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