Soothsayer, say unto me the Sooth... add your favorite quote(s)

[Kornbread]

HEre are a couple of my Fav's;
"Here is to good wives and great girlfriends,my they never meet."

"Retreat hell.We are just attacking in a different direction."
Chesty Puller
5 time winner of the Navy Cross and all around Marine

[Frog]

"Ready? I'm always ready - I just never know what for!"
Me.


Frog

[Doc]

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
mark twain

One of my favorites, don't know why it took 3 days to remember it.

[Kiltedfirepiper]

never take life too seriously...you'll never make it out alive....

[angel923]

Yes madam I may be drunk but you are ugly, and tommorow I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Chruchhill I believe

I don't have a drinking problem I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No Problem

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

One I came up with: never stick your hand in a smiling wolf's mouth say wise one armed philosipher

[Streetcar]

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that Good Men do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
- Mark Twain

"You're only as old as the women you feel."
- Groucho Marx

[Streetcar]

"Don't drink water, because fish f**k in it..."
- W.C. Fields

[Fearnest]

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

[Rusty]

Man with deathwatch beetle in wooden leg is better off than man with tin leg in a thunderstorm.

Spike Milligan

[Mr. Kilt]

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.