Proper way to wear a kilt with a tie?

[Tobus]

I've seen more than one person do that. I usually ask if they realize they're supposed to remove the basting stitches...

You mean those aren't hand-embroidered decorative accents?

[Strings]

BAD Tobus! No donut!

[Slag101]

I think the "sewn pockets" is common on women's clothes, but being typical to their gender, they fail to disclose this to us until they can get a good laugh out of it first.

(I can say this kind of stuff on 2 counts, 1. I'm married, who do I have to impress, 2. I am a male nurse, which means I am already trying to steal their profession )