Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**Frank McGrath** · 3rd February 08, 10:41 AM

I make it a point to carry the camera. Never put anything on paper that you wouldn't want shown in court.

**string** · 3rd February 08, 11:59 AM

I think I would like your wife. I say let her keep the camera!

**Clockwork John** · 3rd February 08, 04:27 PM

Thanks for going easy on me, everyone.

Now, to redeem myself, here's a couple of kilt do's.

Do match your scarf to your kilt, and do behave like a man (not a bonnie lass) in your kilt.

Originally Posted by CameronTaylor

....Nice boots though.

CT, I love Doc Martens, and I think they look great with a kilt for casual wear, and I think I've said so in every thread on boots that's come up since I joined.

And String, I think you would like my wife. I think Yeti and I might be in trouble if the four of us ever met up.

**string** · 3rd February 08, 04:40 PM

[QUOTE=Crusty;484966
And String, I think you would like my wife. I think Yeti and I might be in trouble if the four of us ever met up.[/QUOTE]

Very likely, although I tend to seem very nice, sweet and innocent at first meeting. Never lasts long.

**ChromeScholar** · 3rd February 08, 09:53 PM

Do not hang your kilt on the same line someone else uses to hang their underwear...

**MacMoose** · 14th February 08, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by ChromeScholar

Do not hang your kilt on the same line someone else uses to hang their underwear...

To my eyes, that just looks like the morning after one hell of a good night!

I see this picture and imagine (in my own, sick little mind) that somewhere in the next room there is a happy kiltie and a group of (no doubt, if he is a kiltie) fully sated women!

duchessofnc · 14th February 08, 07:11 AM

*grumbles* Why must it be a group of satisfied women to one man? Because from my own perverted little mind I see THREE kilts which to me equals THREE very happy guys and one very exhausted lady.

:P

**WhoDeySchenk** · 14th February 08, 07:19 AM

That ONE woman must have alot of breasts for all those bras....

**Phil** · 14th February 08, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by duchessofnc

*grumbles* Why must it be a group of satisfied women to one man? Because from my own perverted little mind I see THREE kilts which to me equals THREE very happy guys and one very exhausted lady.

:P

Yeah. But they're all hanging on the one kilt.