Yet, the jarheads tartan is everywhere. As an army vet I can not fathom this. I can only ascribe it to the gyrene tendency to hyperbole and parading around like so many peacocks.

Seriously though, the leatherneck tartan is sharp and were I so unfortunate to have worked for the navy I would wear it with pride. If I can even find the army tartan I shall have to do my part in rectifying such grave injustice.