Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**Caradoc** · 4th April 07, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by PiobBear

Oh, look! Willy MacWonka!

**Dreadbelly** · 4th April 07, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Caradoc

Oh, look! Willy MacWonka!

A purple top hat would complete the look wouldn't it?

**Rampant Lion** · 4th April 07, 07:18 AM

I was thinking MacJoker.

**Kilted KT** · 4th April 07, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

A purple top hat would complete the look wouldn't it?

dont' forget the really big sunglasses!

**Freelander Sporrano** · 4th April 07, 07:27 AM

My word It's Austin Powers' kilt.....Love it .....Thanks

**Nick** · 4th April 07, 07:27 AM

Top hat, stick pin, kid gloves. 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a kilted man.

**Fearnest** · 4th April 07, 09:17 AM

MY EYES!!! Quick - run and get the salt shaker and rub some in my sockets again!

(Isn't that the kilt formerly known as "Prince's?")

**haukehaien** · 4th April 07, 09:29 AM

I never meant to (excuse me, "2") make you choke from laughter
I apologise for any drink you've spilt
I never meant to make you trash your keyboard
I only wanted to see you laughing at the purple kilt

Purple kilt, purple kilt
Purple kilt, purple kilt
Purple ... (oh, you get the idea. Honestly, I like Prince and this has to be the most boring chorus ever written.)

Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
Its time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a non-trad formal outfit
But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple kilt (And Charlie!)

Purple kilt, etc. etc. blah dee blah.

First you (sorry, I mean "U") take a purple kilt
And then you add a purple vest (an Argyle style, not PC)
And then you've got a purple charlie
But a purple faux-fur formal sporran would be just the best.

Purple kilt, purple kilt (big finish here!)
Purple kilt, purple kilt
I only want 2 C U 4mal N UR purple kilt.

**angel923** · 4th April 07, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by PiobBear

I think I need one for Church during lent and advent, My preist would never complain about my casual kilt again me thinks

**ozone** · 4th April 07, 01:02 PM

In reference to the "dressed to kilt" event in NYC...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/6522763.stm

If you look at the 3rd picture, ostensibly of Miss Scotland, her mini kilt is either on sideways or backwards or I dont know what. If I were Sean Connery, I would be embarrassed to be associated with this kind of thing. By the pictures, it looks like it was more of a bikini fashion show, not a kilt related fashion show. And who wears flashes on bare legs(picture #2)?!?! I mean c'mon