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**ccga3359** · 7th February 07, 07:27 PM

Robert, there appears to be a three way fight for a green hemp kilt between Graham, Dreadbelly & Wompet. I say let them fight! I'm going to save for a hemp kilt in saffron. Please do not leak this to the rabble because as soon as they hear saffron and hemp in the same thread, well let's just say that you won't have time to sleep until next Christmas!

**Canuck** · 7th February 07, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Robert, there appears to be a three way fight for a green hemp kilt between Graham, Dreadbelly & Wompet. I say let them fight! I'm going to save for a hemp kilt in saffron. Please do not leak this to the rabble because as soon as they hear saffron and hemp in the same thread, well let's just say that you won't have time to sleep until next Christmas!

Mums the word!! You want brown leather straps with that? or Green leather straps....

**ccga3359** · 7th February 07, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Canuck

Mums the word!! You want brown leather straps with that? or Green leather straps....

What would go better with green tights?

**Dreadbelly** · 7th February 07, 07:40 PM

**Makes the most horrid face, the kind that could curdle water**

Ok gents, how shall we settle this? Cream pies? Soda water bottles? Woopie cushions?! I'll take you all on!

**Wompet** · 7th February 07, 07:47 PM

We'll settle this in true Scots fashion -

haggis at ten paces

**ccga3359** · 7th February 07, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Wompet

We'll settle this in true Scots fashion -

haggis at ten paces

Is that a traditional weapon? Remember the

regarding modern stuff!

**Canuck** · 7th February 07, 07:54 PM

They must a dress the haggis first! Let's not skirt the issue here gentlemen
(I think I lost a demerit point)

**Dreadbelly** · 7th February 07, 07:57 PM

Nobody should skirt anything, the mods kilt that thread.

**ccga3359** · 7th February 07, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

Nobody should skirt anything, the mods kilt that thread.

Dread, please be so inclined to post your puking smiley here. >>> <<<

Thank you.

**Wompet** · 7th February 07, 08:06 PM

ccga3359,
You mean you've never heard of haggis fights?
When two highlanders enter the ceremonial stone circle, and let loose their fighting haggi upon the other, while pipers play piobaireached to the tempo of the bodhran?
It is true, in more decades years the scarcity of any haggi, especially the trained "pit haggi," has forced substituitions of course.

But frankly, West Highland Terriers just don't possess the same level of ceremony and savage dignity.