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  1. 25th October 12, 07:58 AM #1
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    Please, don't knit and drive.

    A blonde is driving down the road knitting as she goes. A police officer sees her and begins to follow. The blonde is busy knitting and driving and doesn’t notice she is being followed by the police. Shortly, the police officer gets on the loudspeaker and says “Pull over!” The blonde replies, to no one in particular, “No…it’s a cardigan.”
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  2. 26th October 12, 09:51 AM #2
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    Now that is one real groaner of a joke...
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  3. 26th October 12, 10:25 AM #3
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    A knitting joke?! Sounds like a pretty improbable "yarn" to me, although I admit it had me in "stitches"!
  4. 26th October 12, 03:19 PM #4
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    Stop "needling" blondes. You're just being "crewel."

    Then again, it's hard to find good knitting humor these days.
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  5. 26th October 12, 03:49 PM #5
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    Lmao! That has got to be the first knitting joke I have ever heard! Thanks for sharing.
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  6. 26th October 12, 09:08 PM #6
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    There's a joke that should be "cast off"
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  7. 27th October 12, 03:03 PM #7
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    That really is a perl.
  8. 29th October 12, 06:48 AM #8
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    Sounds like a knit wit to me.
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