Sharing Cautions

[Archangel]

I was reading the thread on going regimental. Some people were recounting near misses (Ha, a near miss is actually a hit) and I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread that would share that kind of info.

What have you experienced that may have caused an immodest moment that you can share?

Let's assume you intend to be modest and let's keep it tasty, in good taste.

Tying shoe laces put you in an awkward position, best to kneel down.

[Navyguy]

At the Williamsburg Games, I squatted to retrieve my 2 year old son and didn't have time to tuck the apron........ My wife warned me before I made an a$$ of myself. My mother-in-law did see too. That unfortunatly was not the worst thing I saw that day.

[ccga3359]

Beware of city streets. Last Saturday I was in downtown Hamilton, Ontario. wind was just funneling down the narrow streets, it's escape prevented by the tall buildings. Not even my heavy leather kilt was immune to the lifting.

[kiltedcarpenter]

Only being kilted for about 2 months now, forgot what I had on,bent down to pick up my lighter and heard loud laughter from behind. Fortunately it was a group of older women,but that was bad enough. Aways remember what you have on, or, in some cases, what you don't!

[Captain Karrot]

This summer I went to a local Summertime Brews Festival. I wore my kilt along with a T-Shirt saying "It's a Kilt. If I wore something under it, then, it would be a skirt. After an afternoon of drinking, several groups of women decided that they would verify which I was wearing. Fortunately, it was a kilt

Of course, this led to a lot of "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"

[Nighthawk]

Going out to eat one afternoon with my family, my mother made the comment that I don't sit very lady like in my kilt. So I crossed my legs. On purpose. She hasn't complained about the way I sit ever since.

[thescot]

This summer I went to a local Summertime Brews Festival. I wore my kilt along with a T-Shirt saying "It's a Kilt. If I wore something under it, then, it would be a skirt. After an afternoon of drinking, several groups of women decided that they would verify which I was wearing. Fortunately, it was a kilt

Of course, this led to a lot of "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"

I like that one. Had a similar experience one time, and the ladies kept coming over every time the hubbies went off, so it was a little dicey.

Like the old Scot trying to understand baseball, when told that the batter was slowly walking down the baseline instead of running because he had four balls, "Walk with pride, mon, walk with pride."

[McMurdo]

Take it from me. Always remember to tuck your apron especially at family functions, otherwise your sister in law might see something she shouldn't

[McFarkus]

Take it from me. Always remember to tuck your apron especially at family functions, otherwise your sister in law might see something she shouldn't

Please explain, "tuck your apron".

[fluter]

Please explain, "tuck your apron".

Give it a wee tuck between the knees. See Hamish's excellent video tutorial on the "pleat sweep."