Just sharing a kilt-y day

[ggibby]

Started off at my storage space, stashing some of my trash. Guy loading a big truck looks out at me in my solid 'steel green' poly cotton kilt and in his best imitation brogue, asks "Wot's the special occasion?"

I stopped, waited a beat, then smiled.
"Kilts aren't costumes. They're clothing!"

Thanks, Bear!

Then, later in the day, a fella is in the shop, and from where I am, I can only see the top of his back. It's the "Submit" Utilikilts shirt, which gets me excited. I scootch around to see...


he's


wearing


jeans


(tight ones).

Call out the KiltSquad!
Have that man pleated until he relents!

Can anybody think of any excuse for that?

-G

[GMan]

All I have to say to that is kilt wannabes, a total diregard for kilts and kiltdom, they should walk the talk and talk the walk.

[philbo]

For some reason, this reminds me of a guy in a ber who asked me if I was from Scotland, to which I replied "no." He then asked, "Why do you talk like that then?" I had no idea that I had anything close to a Scotish accent. Perhaps it was the whiskey (either mine or his, it's hard to tell sometimes).