my wife showed me the little one piece shirts for our soon to be arriving baby boy ( induced Oct. 26th if he doesnt decide to come out earlier) , and I have to share what they ( the women of the baby shower) decided to paint on them.
before youread these....remember .......a gaggle of women made these!
start off with the basics
where's my chanter? ( they figured I would like this as I play the pipes.....they were right)
real babies wear kilts( see above....but change play pipes to wear kilts)
spit up here ( with a big X under that)
then the more ......risque'
on the butt side of it ...I like spankings
alls mom wanted was a back rub
dad quit playing with my food !
my best friends are twins
I'm what happens after one night of fun
the condom broke
then ...because I have a warped sense of humor and I think its funny ( mind you ALL of these are tounge in cheek )
daddy drinks because I cry.
poor kid ...he doesnt have a chance in this house my wife is already tryin to get a good tartan fabric to make him a kilt...and he aint even here yet!
Scott
those are great. Enjoy him while he's young 'cause they grow up WAY to fast. My baby boy who was just born last year will be 27 next month 
Originally Posted by Kiltedfirepiper
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