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12th April 09, 02:08 AM
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There was silence
Yesterday eve we went to a christening and thereafter back to our friends for a bit of a celebration. There was about 20 of us, one of whom was a 14 year old boy. Everytime I went into the kitchen he would ask some sarcastic comment or question about my kilt or whats that in your sock, is that a handbag around your waist etc.
A little later he came in the living room and in one of thoses moments of silence said "so why do you wear a Kilt then".
My reply was "Because I am interested in Astronomy".
The look on his face was brill .. confused to say the least and there was a ghostly silence in the room as most of the others took on board what I had said .... then in the next breath I said to him "What other hobbies you got". Then I continued a normal conversation with someone else. Great fun.
Iechyd Da
Derek
A Proud Welsh Cilt Wearer
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12th April 09, 03:22 AM
#2
Never mess with a pro, kid.
Regards,
Rex.
At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.
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12th April 09, 04:17 AM
#3
Bravo! Lad,well done! Bravo!
I don't believe the idea is to arrive in heaven in a well preserved body! But to slide in side ways,Kilt A' Fly'n! Scream'en "Mon Wha A Ride" Kilted Santas
4th Laird of Lochaber, Knights of St Andrew,Knight of The Double Eagle
Clan Seton,House of Gordon,Clan Claus,Semper Fedilas
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12th April 09, 05:34 AM
#4
I've survived DAMN near everything
Acta non Verba
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12th April 09, 05:40 AM
#5
That is Brilliant Derek, just Brilliant
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12th April 09, 06:44 AM
#6
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12th April 09, 07:26 AM
#7
Outstanding come back!
Brian
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
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12th April 09, 07:45 AM
#8
Has the poor youngster recovered his senses yet? Well Done, sir!
Nulty
Kilted Flyfishing Guide
"Nothing will come of nothing, dare mighty things." Shakespeare
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12th April 09, 11:58 AM
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 Originally Posted by McNulty
Has the poor youngster recovered his senses yet? Well Done, sir!
Nulty
You know, if he was disrespecting an adult in that way, then he had none to recover. I hope Derek made that boy's parents feel ashamed. I know that I would if my kids were to disrespect people like that. Good for you, Derek. I have to remember that one.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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12th April 09, 09:47 AM
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You sir, would do quite well as staff on a psychiatric unit. Great response that would jolt most anyone back into reality.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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