whispered to avoid troubling mate

[morrison]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
who smiled as she . . .

Honey! Don't be a twit. Everyone knows that old limerick from grade school.

Oh! OK. . Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bea . . . r . . .

HEY, Honey, that stupid bear wasn't fuzzy or funny.

Alright. . . . "These are times that try mens so . . ."

LISTEN TO ME!! Nobody wants to hear those goofy old jokes and sayings. Do you understand?

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little miss muffett sat on her tuffett
eating her curds and whey,
when along came a spider
and sat down beside her
so she smashed it withherspoon!
gacorrea

[jeremy j starche]

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

[Mr. Kilt]

Old King Cole was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he!
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl...
I guess we all know about old King Cole!

(George Carlin, RIP)

[Squeaky McMurdo]

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was slightly grey.
It didn't have a father just some borrowed DNA.
It sort of had a mother though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin as a little lambie clone.

And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
They followed her to school one day all cramming through the door.
It made the children laugh and play, the teacher found it droll.
There were far too many little lambs for Mary to control.

No other could control the sheep, their process didn't vary.
So the scientists resolved it all by simply cloning Mary!
But now they feel quite sheepish now those scientists unwary.
One problem solved but what to do with Mary, Mary, Mary......

[bigdad1]

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffett eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said
What's in the bowl babe

[kevinkinney]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so her fatal heart attack
Was hardly unforeseen.

Anon.