The Kilted Manefesto

**ABG0819** · 3rd February 10, 07:39 PM

WARNING: THIS IS IN NO WAY A POLITICAL STATEMENT JUST ME HAVING A LITTLE FUN WHILE BORED AT WORK.

THE KILTED MANEFESTO

Whereas we, The Kilted Rabble, are men free born and without obligation save that to our God and Clan.

Whereas this, The United States of America, is a free nation and has no laws prohibiting the wearing of any such garment

Whereas we have a deep abiding love and respect for the mother country, Scotland, her traditions and people.

Whereas we are financially responsible for our own purchases, past present and future.

Whereas they, kilts, can be worn in the most casual and the most formal of settings with equal style and grace.

Whereas we expect the same level of courtesy, respect and professionalism as extended to the unkilted masses.

Whereas they are much more comfortable than any bifurcated garments forced upon us by our society.

Whereas we pity those unwilling, unable or afraid to strive for comfort and style.

Whereas we quickly and unquestioningly welcome all men willing to join the kilted movement regardless of age, race, nationality, ethnicity, or religion.

We, The Kilted Rabble, hereby resolve and assert our freedom from breeches, trews, trousers, slacks or jeans. We furthermore resolve and assert our God given right to go kilted to any function or gathering without fear of reprisal and annoying questions about our undergarments (or lack thereof).

LIVE LONG AND KILTED

Your Brother in Tartan,
Graham

**CDNSushi** · 3rd February 10, 09:08 PM

Hmm... Let's fix this up, shall we?

Originally Posted by Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels

In short, the Communists kilt-wearers everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing social and political fashion order of things. The Communists kilt-wearers disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions those who would force us to wear pants. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic kilt-wearers' revolution. The proletarians bifurcated masses have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

Workers Kilt-wearers of the world, unite!

(Since we're all having fun at work and all)...

**Old Hippie** · 4th February 10, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Hmm... Let's fix this up, shall we?

Yes, well...hmmm... I notice they're all looking to the LEFT.

Errmmm...well...my left, anyway. Work with me.

**SoulFyre777** · 4th February 10, 11:33 AM

Amen!!

**butch** · 4th February 10, 11:46 AM

YES Nail it to the corporate doors of Levi's, Wrangler, Haggar, and all other makers of bifurcated garments, so they know the revolution is coming. "Freemen want to be free!" BY

**CDNSushi** · 4th February 10, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by butch

YES Nail it to the corporate doors of Levi's, Wrangler, Haggar, and all other makers of bifurcated garments, so they know the revolution is coming. "Freemen want to be free!" BY

Hmmmm...

Seems that Levi's corporate HQ has glass doors. You think it's OK if we just use sticky TAPE instead?

**Mr. Kilt** · 13th February 10, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Hmmmm...

Seems that Levi's corporate HQ has glass doors. You think it's OK if we just use sticky TAPE instead?

"Sticky tape"...I've never understood that term. If tape isn't sticky, wouldn't it just be called ribbon??

**Scotus** · 14th February 10, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Kilt

"Sticky tape"...I've never understood that term. If tape isn't sticky, wouldn't it just be called ribbon??

Mr. Kilt, no.

tape
n.
1. A narrow strip of strong woven fabric, as that used in sewing or bookbinding.
2. A continuous narrow, flexible strip of cloth, metal, paper, or plastic, such as adhesive tape, magnetic tape, or ticker tape.
3. A string stretched across the finish line of a racetrack to be broken by the winner.
4.
a. A length, reel, or cassette of magnetic tape.
b. A recording made on magnetic tape.
5. A tape measure.

There! How's that for taking this off topic? Really. When someone posts a silly so-called manefesto, it's bound go off topic in short order.

**CDNSushi** · 14th February 10, 06:48 AM

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**ABG0819** · 14th February 10, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Scotus

There! How's that for taking this off topic? Really. When someone posts a silly so-called manefesto, it's bound go off topic in short order.

Mr. Scotus

My sincerest appoligies for posting such a silly manefesto. I was under the impression that some visit and read my come to xmarks for some good old fashion fun. I didn't know this was to be only a serious discussion of tartans, pleats, and wool weights. I believe I began the post with a warning that it was intended to be fun only with no political, social, or economic ramifications. Thank you for your time and please know that I will never post anything "silly" again.

Graham