Kilted Taunters

[auld argonian]

So...back in the "Too Trad" thread, I jokingly suggested that we laugh at the guys wearing pants at the Highland Games...

...and, lord knows, we get taunted enough...from "Kiltie, Kiltie Cauld Bum" to "Hey...Braveheart...whadaya wear under that?"...ad infinitum...ad nauseum.

Anybody suggest any taunts that a couple of kilted guys can hurl at the pantsted guys when they walk past? I mean. hey...the Kilted Empire strikes back, eh?

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[CMcG]

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Anybody suggest any taunts that a couple of kilted guys can hurl at the pantsted guys when they walk past? I mean. hey...the Kilted Empire strikes back, eh?

GENIUS

I think this would be especially effective if the bep@nted scoundrels were to lob the first taunt at two or more kilted dudes/gentlemen. Unfortunately, I'm at a bit of loss as to what the counter might be, but I'll think about it...

[creagdhubh]

Fantastic idea, hmmm....I'm going to have to give this one a wee bit of thought!

Cheers,

[opositive]

something similar to what steve martin did when guys in a bar made fun of his nose in "roxanne" would be best.

in just a few months of running around in these things, i already think i have heard the most common taunts over and over. i have asked a few people whether they could come up with something more original and/or whether that was the best they could do. i can be snippy with replies, but for the most part i ignore them-- then i make a point of catching their eye and smiling at them after a lovely lass compliments my attire.

[McElmurry]

something similar to what steve martin did when guys in a bar made fun of his nose in "roxanne" would be best.

I suppose Steve Martin’s “Die you gravy sucking pig” is off the table.

How about “Hey, I put my kilt on two legs at a time, just like every other man”

[Steve of Lansing]

"Your jeans match your girlfriends', and you think I'm dressed like a girl?"
(Yeah, that one got said out loud already. )

[Hachiman]

"Your jeans match your girlfriends', and you think I'm dressed like a girl?"
(Yeah, that one got said out loud already. )

oh, I'm gonna use this one!!! Love it! :-D

[ScotFree]

How about “Hey, I put my kilt on two legs at a time, just like every other man”

Oh I really like this one!!!

[Nighthawk]

I usually just look at the crotch of the guy in question and say "Poor little guy." And then I walk away. Most of the time, I get spluttering as a retort. :butt:

And there's my personal favorite- "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

[Hachiman]

"Aren't you wearing your wife's jeans? No? How can you tell, they look exactly the same."