Kilted Taunters

[McElmurry]

something similar to what steve martin did when guys in a bar made fun of his nose in "roxanne" would be best.

I suppose Steve Martin’s “Die you gravy sucking pig” is off the table.

How about “Hey, I put my kilt on two legs at a time, just like every other man”

[Steve of Lansing]

"Your jeans match your girlfriends', and you think I'm dressed like a girl?"
(Yeah, that one got said out loud already. )

[Hachiman]

"Your jeans match your girlfriends', and you think I'm dressed like a girl?"
(Yeah, that one got said out loud already. )

oh, I'm gonna use this one!!! Love it! :-D

[ScotFree]

How about “Hey, I put my kilt on two legs at a time, just like every other man”

Oh I really like this one!!!

[Nighthawk]

I usually just look at the crotch of the guy in question and say "Poor little guy." And then I walk away. Most of the time, I get spluttering as a retort. :butt:

And there's my personal favorite- "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."