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28th June 13, 08:27 PM
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A photon checks into a hotel
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks, "Do you have any luggage?"
"No", said the photon. "I'm traveling light."
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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28th June 13, 08:49 PM
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, how much barkeep? For you no charge.
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28th June 13, 10:06 PM
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An electron walks into a bar and explains the Pauli exclusion principle. QED
If you don't understand that, it is not funny. If you do, it is also not funny.
I changed my signature. The old one was too ridiculous.
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28th June 13, 11:14 PM
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Mike Montgomery
Clan Montgomery Society , International
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29th June 13, 12:10 AM
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One atom pokes the atom next to him and says "Hey, did you steal an electron from me?"
The second atom says "No, I don't have an extra one. Are you sure one of yours is missing?"
The first one says, "Yep. I'm positive!"
John
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29th June 13, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by EagleJCS
One atom pokes the atom next to him and says "Hey, did you steal an electron from me?"
The second atom says "No, I don't have an extra one. Are you sure one of yours is missing?"
The first one says, "Yep. I'm positive!"
Okay stop it !  Too funny John !
Mikilt , you do know that you are responsible for starting all of this !! 
Last edited by MacGumerait; 29th June 13 at 01:07 AM.
Mike Montgomery
Clan Montgomery Society , International
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29th June 13, 04:59 AM
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I suddenly have the urge to watch "Deep Space 9" (Quark)
KEN CORMACK
Clan Buchanan
U.S. Coast Guard, Retired
Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, USA
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29th June 13, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by MacGumerait
Okay stop it ! Too funny John !
Mikilt , you do know that you are responsible for starting all of this !!
Mikilt: Milkit for all it's worth.
John
I changed my signature. The old one was too ridiculous.
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29th June 13, 09:00 AM
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Not quite related, but I can tell you the most common cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
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29th June 13, 01:06 PM
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The Higgs Boson can no longer be called the God particle. Why? Because it has been proven to exist.
Fermions may be odd but they are boson's mates!
A policeman stops Werner Heisenberg while out for a drive. The cop asks: "Do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I'm at."
Schrodinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And Alive
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