These aren't the pants you're looking for.

**McMurdo** · 14th January 07, 10:06 AM

Ok here are some of my favs, kilt wise anyway

Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants.

In my experience, there are no such thing as pants.

Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants!

Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again.

Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside

Thanks for the

**Warlock** · 14th January 07, 10:07 AM

Ya know, in Spaceballs they went into "Plaid Speed"

**McClef** · 14th January 07, 12:19 PM

"It's worse than that he's pants Jim"

**sirdaniel1975** · 14th January 07, 12:26 PM

Yeah, I'm a Star Wars nerd too.....

What's really funny is: Fox studios was trying to cancel the production of Star Wars in 1975-77, one of their arguments was a memo that read: "The Wookie has no pants!"

**Dreadbelly** · 14th January 07, 12:28 PM

I see Wookies as being more of a kilt wearer, if they wore anything at all.

**mudd** · 14th January 07, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

I see Wookies as being more of a kilt wearer, if they wore anything at all.

Now that would have been cool! They should have had the Wookies in Kilts.

**Rigged** · 14th January 07, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by mudd

Now that would have been cool! They should have had the Wookies in Kilts.

Big, hairy beasts in kilts? Who'd believe that? Oh, wait a minute... Hmmm... I think I need a shave and a haircut.

**McMurdo** · 14th January 07, 04:46 PM

"Wookies have been known to pull people's pants off"

**Dreadbelly** · 14th January 07, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Rigged

Big, hairy beasts in kilts? Who'd believe that? Oh, wait a minute... Hmmm... I think I need a shave and a haircut.

Why? Because society tells you that it is wrong to be hairy?

Imagine calling a Wookie's kilt a skirt... Especially one of the BIG dreadlocked warrior Wookies.

**Jimmy the Celt** · 14th January 07, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

Set phasers to plaid!

This reminds me of Mel Brook's Spaceballs. Warp was too slow, so Lord Helmet orders Ludicrous Speed, which is so fast they passed the object of their pursuit, at which point, the formerly pursued looks out the window and notes unbelievably, "They've gone to plaid!"