My mixed blood pays off!

[Dreadbelly]

I thought your blood was heavily mixed with Woodchuck and lime, how does that make you King? I do see you sitting on a throne though. Canned haggis and all. I am 1,458,302nd in line for the throne of England, can you arrainge some accidents?

Sadly, no.

My rule will be marked with an exceptional history of non violence.

[Dreadbelly]

Never going to get a uniform am I? I guess I'll just have to alter my ROTC uniform jacket,Brush off my ribbons and wear it. HmMMM... I think Fraser red with that would be nice. All my extra money making ventures have fallen through lately.

As Guardian of the Royal Vaults, you would be in charge of an elite force of kilted kommandos, there to protect the finery of the royal family. Jewels, crowns, sceptres, old bottles of rum, and casks of cider the size of an old Desoto.

[Celtic Amazon Goddess]

well if your ever in need of a princess just let me know

[heartofglass]

I volunteer for the kingdom idiot!

[angel923]

I would like to be cheif taster please wouldn't want someone poisoning you with watered alcohol would you.

[Sean_the_Kilted]

Can I be the royal keeper of shrubbery and werid animals?

[ccga3359]

I volunteer for the kingdom idiot!

I think that the king himself is a perfect candidate for court jester!

Your Maj. can I be admiral of the navy? But if my butt looks big in a kilt just don't make me rear-admiral!

[Arlen]

So should I refer to you as King Dread or King Belly?

[Dreadbelly]

I'd rather be called "Friend" if it is all the same. ;)

[shane the piper]

could you make me a thane?