Ya Gotta Love A Drunk
So, just spent Friday and Saturday down in Flagstaff kilted. Kilted at the docs, around town, at restaurants - nary a kilt comment - Flagstaff is a kilt friendly town.
Got back home to Page, AZ this afternoon and stopped at the supermarket for grub and a drunk sort of staggers up to me. We know each other from his very frequent visits to the detox unit I manage. He says, "Nice skirt, I like it."
So I politely told him, "Its called a kilt"...then said, "But they should have called it a 'Girl Getter.'"
That puzzled his besotted mind - but I like the response he helped me create.
Gonna try the response, "Its my Girl Getter" a few more times and see how it plays out.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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