I went looking Google for "cotton kilt" and came across this:

http://www.polyvore.com/miu_star-pri...ng?id=32951031



OK, it's a womens kilt skirt, made just like a kilt. BUT...it's freaking cotton. COTTON, though it does have that nifty double-layer black and red star design on it. Now...are you ready? go back and look at the price.

AND.

Theyr'e "sold out",

Clearly, I am in the wrong business....