Hee-hee! Since this guy is so easily led, perhaps his petard needs hoisting.
"Head games" are always the best kind, so let us lead him well astray...

Quick, everybody back You-Tube to post "authoritative" comments stating that he's obviously
wrong because history shows that the pleats were always worn at the front. It was hoped that
the extra material would trap burrs and thistle bits, thus adding camouflage to the kilted warrior.

Make up some citations, [e.g., History of the Kilted Man, Frambold and Johnson, Edinburgh, 1925] to support your
theses and of course cite the famous garb of "The Loyal 83rd" at the Battle of Loch Scridain in 1313. 'Tis said the Scots were "nigh invisible" to invaders. (Anybody really think he'll check your citations?)

Creative writing, for the win. <wink>

/JT ("Causing trouble? Me? No, officer, I'm just sittin' here...")