so wow, im sure you've all heard this one, but i was reeeal proud of it. cuz im sooo bad at thinking of snappy answers with my kilt. so anyway, i was at rehearsal for my show at school, and my director (who's a student, whom i dont like very much atall), said "so, whats under your skirt?" and i said "the same as you, friend, but muuuuuuuuch bigger!!"

it was bloody f-ing brilliant!!